CENTRICLE

Nov 01

Looking at my AT&T bill, there are data charges for times I’m home asleep. You know, home. Where my phone is connected to WiFi.

Gave candy to 192 kids over a period of two hours. Only one of them called me “old.”

Oct 31

You can’t see the grilled onions, but they made the sandwich. http://t.co/uS4H3JeC

Oct 30

Rainy day project: Installed an outlet in the basement, which allowed me to retire three extension cords that’ve been in place for years.

Oct 29

RT @joeks: Smoke alarms are the shittiest things ever. @Nest should do them next.

I am not your monkey! I do not perform on command! *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang*

Oct 28

Remember that kerning game a few weeks back? Here’s one for drawing letters: http://t.co/wE5PavjO

Microsoft has so much wasted visionary talent. Seeing stuff like this makes me sad for those folks: http://t.co/0vfcKwiR (via @scottdday)

Oct 27

Uh oh. No food or drink in the sanctuary.

Oct 26

Straight out of Hollywood, serial rapist attacks four women who were in the same sorority 30 years ago: http://t.co/FdZQ8Ltq

Headline of the day: ‘Bizarre neo-swastika reminiscent of “The Great Dictator” used as power symbol by OWS leaders’ http://t.co/xS3N1iDw

Oct 23

It’s 1pm on a Sunday & I’m sitting in beltway traffic.

I knew I should’ve shredded those yearbooks.

Oct 21

Baseball cards sold on eBay go for 20% less when they’re held by dark-skinned hands: http://t.co/DxJ0ufWC

Oct 19

Interesting. http://t.co/Nb1uFtg0 was created by @jasonzada, the same guy who did Elf Yourself: http://t.co/qr271V92