Looking at my AT&T bill, there are data charges for times I’m home asleep. You know, home. Where my phone is connected to WiFi.
Gave candy to 192 kids over a period of two hours. Only one of them called me “old.”
You can’t see the grilled onions, but they made the sandwich. http://t.co/uS4H3JeC
Rainy day project: Installed an outlet in the basement, which allowed me to retire three extension cords that’ve been in place for years.
RT @joeks: Smoke alarms are the shittiest things ever. @Nest should do them next.
I am not your monkey! I do not perform on command! *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang*
Remember that kerning game a few weeks back? Here’s one for drawing letters: http://t.co/wE5PavjO
Microsoft has so much wasted visionary talent. Seeing stuff like this makes me sad for those folks: http://t.co/0vfcKwiR (via @scottdday)
Uh oh. No food or drink in the sanctuary.
Straight out of Hollywood, serial rapist attacks four women who were in the same sorority 30 years ago: http://t.co/FdZQ8Ltq
Headline of the day: ‘Bizarre neo-swastika reminiscent of “The Great Dictator” used as power symbol by OWS leaders’ http://t.co/xS3N1iDw
It’s 1pm on a Sunday & I’m sitting in beltway traffic.
I knew I should’ve shredded those yearbooks.
Baseball cards sold on eBay go for 20% less when they’re held by dark-skinned hands: http://t.co/DxJ0ufWC
Interesting. http://t.co/Nb1uFtg0 was created by @jasonzada, the same guy who did Elf Yourself: http://t.co/qr271V92
